Panic in GI

Argh column due, column due. I've got about 300 words and now I'm stuck. Filling 22 column inches on short notice is difficult. But I thrive under pressure. No really, I do.

But the cool news of the day today is that my boss is sending me to a writing workshop geared towards people like me who work in the news biz, but have no formal training in writing for a paper. I'm stoked :) Maybe I will learn a few tips (like it's impossible to be interesting for 800 words on a tv show. 500 maybe but that's pushing it.)

Anyway, an update on my Piano man: They still don't know who he is.

Okay enough stalling. Back to work.